!Exclusive! Jeff Dunham Achmed the Dead Terrorist
Achmed, the dead terrorist… (Jeff Dunham, ventriloquist & stand-up comedian, “Spark of Insanity”, 2007) Good evening, Achmed!~Good evening… Infidel!~So you ‘re a terrorist?~Yes, I am a terrorist…~What kind of terrorist?~A terrifying… terrorist!~Are you scared?~Not really, no.~Aaargh! And now?~Not really, no.~HuHaaah! How ’bout now?~No.~God damn it! Oh.. I mean “Allah” damn it! Silence! I kill you!~So Akhmed…~No, no, it’s Achmed~That’s what I said!~No you said Akmed, it’s Achmed! “gh”, “gh”, “gh”… Silence! I kill you!~How do you spell it?~What?~How do you spell your name?~Oh, let’s see… A… C… Phlemgh… Silence! I kill you!~So Achmed, if you’re a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty?~Yes, I am a suicide bomber.~So you’ re finished?~What?~You ‘ve done your job.~No, I haven’t!~But you ‘re dead!~No, I’m not! I feel fine!~But you ‘re all bone!~It’s a flesh wound!~Silence! I kill you! What the hell happened to my feet? Son of a bitch! What the hell? What are you doing? Stop touching me! I kill you!~Allright, just hold on, we’ll fix this!~Ok, wait! What are you doing? Holy crap I’m in the air! Wait, something is backwards… holy crap! I need some ligaments!~Just sit still!~Ok, I will not move my ass!~You idiot, you don’t have an ass!~Is that Walter?~Yeah…~He scares the crap out of me! Please, do not put me back in the same suitcase!~Why?~He has gas!~Saddam’s mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart!~It’s not funny! He will kill …
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ohh ohh i i ia mean alah damit silence i kill u
7 people will get killed by achmed
what was the last thing going through your mind? my ass
This is funny
Man your the best comedium, love the part where ACHMED says”Heeelllloooooo Im Lindsay Lohan! hahahahaha
OK…lets see um,A,C,phlem khkhkhkhkhkh
LOL
You don`t let Jews in your bar? YOU RACIST BASTARD! XD
7 people went off in 4 seconds
7 people went off in 4 seconds
@aos50 ur welcomes mate plz its focking amazing
i like it at 3:07 “you idiot you dont have an ass”
oh oh i mean ala damn it lol lmfao hilarious xD
dude Jeff this video cracks me up everytime I watch
It might be funny but u dont what be hind u dont no this guy what type of fuckin gay boy , he is and i wish he wud get shot!!
Dunham: you’re dead.
Ahkmed: no I’m not. I feel fine.
Dunham: but you’re all bone.
Ahkmed: it’s only a flesh wound!
slightly reminiscent of Monty Python, no?
In ur freekin suitcase
@iwannabeyours123 I didn’t get that one. Did she do something?
Funny stuff.
Love it.
George Vreeland Hill
ooooooo if say that this is crap I WILL KILL U!!!!!!!
2 jews walk in the bar no no no wat no you dont let jews in your bar lmao
2:22 Funny LOL!!! That is hliarious!! 4 REAL!! “what the hell happend to my feet?!?” LMAO!
YOU IDIOT YOU DONT HAVE AN ASS XD
This and the christmas special are the best ones.
That is the funniest joke! lmao