edwardianeccentric Says:

Aug 2, 2009 - A spider crosses my path and it dies. I work off the idea if it was bigger than me, it would kill me.

Mimm42 Says:

Aug 14, 2009 - I used to be afrais of spiders, but then I watched Charlotte's Web and now I think they're pretty cool creatures. Most of the time I leave them alone, and they leave me alone.

phillwalda Says:

Aug 22, 2009 - lol i recon judt cause there smaller then u it ant right to kill them. what about the chickens no 1 cares about them ?????lol

dramaticafantastica Says:

Aug 25, 2009 - it's not irrational! they've got eight legs and you can't see their faces! they literally fly through the air to eat the guts out of insects! everyone knows they want to eat your brains out.

ryryryanxP Says:

Aug 28, 2009 - hate spiders always have and always will.

TehCheese Says:

Sep 7, 2009 - Lies! You have turned you back on the Brotherhood! They hunt you down in your sleep...you just don't know it

organaphus Says:

Sep 13, 2009 - I once saw a HUGE spider in my porch, and couldn't go in there for 3 months-and when I finally did, I was armed with a rubber mallet!

4PawzProductionz Says:

Sep 14, 2009 - Abd lay eggs in your ear T_T

akatsukimaster666 Says:

Oct 15, 2009 - WOW scary the most evil place in the house

sirtinycreep Says:

Oct 19, 2009 - Fatso, lose some blubber.

westham67 Says:

Oct 23, 2009 - phils material is ok, its just he's delivery that isn't!!!!!! he looks uneasy, and not confident of himself. probably a nice guy, but on tv comes across as a smug, el cunto lol

XTONE85 Says:

Nov 2, 2009 - hahaha el cunto!!!!!!! Your right...is strongest material is ok at best, but he is pretty much just shit. He just reminds me of a lame unfunny dad trying to make his kids friends think he is funny!!

westham67 Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - thanks XTONE85 i think me and you are the only two people who agree on this!!!! wrote a comment before on fat phil, and some guy (probably phil himself) wanted to come round and fill me in or sit on me lol

REMmdi Says:

Nov 3, 2009 - I saw this bigass spider in the toilet two days ago...I'm glad we have two bathrooms 'cause I'm not going in this one for a looooong time. I mean the bugger was huge! I know what Phil is talking about...the horror.

Vault101Reject Says:

Dec 10, 2009 - i don't understand how people can be scared of them but i do admit their movement is pretty damned creepy. PS. i am not having a go. Phill is a legend.

jakratchet Says:

Dec 21, 2009 - didnt you board the porch up?

TwilightJunkie91 Says:

Dec 22, 2009 - this was 2000 btw x

organaphus Says:

Dec 23, 2009 - I wish I could have done-it's where the back door is! I have developed a habit of scurrying through as fast as possible, in order to avoid meeting another monstrous arachnid. Other times, I just use the front door.

FFFinalFurryFF Says:

Jan 6, 2010 - i quench my aracnaphobia with an electric flyswatter and a marble benchtop

Tsugo582 Says:

Feb 9, 2010 - ahaha, very true(: i am still scared of siders...

wingermoly Says:

Feb 18, 2010 - "Category 1 spiders are for money spider ( LUCKY MY ARSE!)...."

Adii30 Says:

Mar 2, 2010 - What is it about Spiders that turns us all into screaming piles of broomstick and jelly?

getsuga83 Says:

Mar 4, 2010 - He is so not funny and so anti-intelectual.... and he dares to take a piss of Eddie... bad joke

troumer Says:

Mar 11, 2010 - "Funny" is a subjective thing. His long-standing political involvement has shown him to be anything but "anti-intellectual" (note: he can probably even spell the word correctly). He and Eddie Izzard are old friends and have toured together, which is probably why he "dares" to do an imitation of one of him. Do you think Izzard is some sort of holy cow? If you think Phill isn't funny, that's fine, but you could at least know a few very basic facts.

getsuga83 Says:

Mar 12, 2010 - I was commenting on this video not on "His long-standing political involvement" - and comparing to Eddie it is not funny or smart.