darksmeg Says:

Jan 10, 2009 - 4 inch long legs he said? Oh deeear :P I would stuggle with two maybe...

darksmeg Says:

Jan 10, 2009 - Fantastic stuff! Watched all of it! The daily mirror bath bit got me :P

ninokawasaki Says:

Jan 14, 2009 - anyone who enjoyed this, (and THANKS to the video poster) go to itunes and find the phill (jupitus) and phil (wilding) 'perfect ten' podcasts - free, and funny as fuck. there are about 15 of them at the moment. i thank you.

Arulo84 Says:

Jan 15, 2009 - Always happy to hear a thank you. And thank *you* for pointing out the podcasts.

LoIzords Says:

Jan 27, 2009 - Having a bath with six legs up the tap end reading the daily mirror.

Darkaero199 Says:

Feb 7, 2009 - Phil is a breath of fresh air from all of the mediocre comics that are all over the mainstream. He actually KNOWS HOW TO TELL A JOKE WELL. His storytelling is perfect and reactions are priceless. My favorite comic (tied with Bill Hicks)

manatca Says:

Feb 17, 2009 - Oh yes, that's where I started to chuckle uncontrollably, and it just got worse towards the end. The ending is incomparable.

namepoc Says:

Mar 5, 2009 - Absolutely gold, loved this performance of the spider telling. Saw it on t.v and tell everyone about it, the man is a genius :-) Also thank you to the person who put this up.

sglgiles Says:

Mar 21, 2009 - I feel squicky even at his discription of his father in law holding the spider.. my spiddy sence is now tingleing horribly.. I'll not sleep till I've checked my whole room

blf112761 Says:

Jun 5, 2009 - "He picks it up - no gloves, no tongs, no specially designed suit." Oh my god! And all these years I've never had any of those in my spider-killing toolbag!

AngelOfTheCrows Says:

Jul 6, 2009 - 5:47 Classic, it's just like my sister!:D

Aemoth Says:

Jul 11, 2009 - I'm not arachnophobic and the idea of using a Category 3 spider for power...I must collect them and breed an army. Better stay away from England, though, don't want Phill to shit a kidney and his spinal column.

Idnarmadur Says:

Aug 9, 2009 - "No, Bill! It's a spider!" xD His delivery is amazing.

tedhobgood Says:

Aug 20, 2009 - Love the ending!

DomIstKrieg Says:

Aug 23, 2009 - I love the look he does at 6:28, like frodo and the ring.

thomasimon Says:

Sep 20, 2009 - 3:18 John Cleese rant all the way!!!

onerandomperson Says:

Nov 10, 2009 - sorry, phil... i like spiders!

bigludo22 Says:

Nov 27, 2009 - i, know what phils going through, i'm terrified of spiders dispite being 6 foot eight ans 25 stone

JasonB1969 Says:

Dec 2, 2009 - I am not an arachnophobe so could pick up a spider regardless of whether it's a category 1, 2 or 3 and carry into the garden to release it. Phil's interpretational jazz dance on why you shouldn't kill spiders, quite funny.

Abbytheweird Says:

Dec 23, 2009 - Yes, yes master of spidery army, stay /away/ from Britain, with your little eight leged Nazis. >.> even if I have fled to a small island 30 miles from Britain. I refuse to go into the garage now, Harris decided to go ahead and leave aragog there, who is still sitting on the wall, not decomposing. I realise this is rather pathetic for someone who's built like a rugby number 8, but spiders are just little evil things planning on taking over the world. >.>

TashkentFox Says:

Jan 3, 2010 - Lose a category 3 and you have to emigrate to Canada.

BeeGrau Says:

Jan 6, 2010 - they already do rule the world, they only tolerate us because we build things with corners!

TheRunescaper777 Says:

Jan 30, 2010 - talkin spiders woul be mint!!!!

ZhoZhaal Says:

Jan 31, 2010 - This bit of his routine is so brilliant.

Ellisaphant Says:

Feb 24, 2010 - uh oh, I'm gonna get cancer, I'm the family spider killer.